Anyone familiar with Tourette’s should know that when we describe something as a “bloodbath,” it’s not because a shooter got loose in the crowd. No, it’s a lot more likely that someone is literally in a bathtub, lathering themselves up with cherry-red blood.
That established, let me tell you that Patricia Misery’s Halloween striptease was a total bloodbath. Her garb was gothic, her widow’s peak epic and her performance hot enough to make your blood boil. The crowd ate her up as she teased us and then pleased us, stripping to her knickers and diving into a pool of gore. As she spread the red all over herself, Patricia may have achieved a Tourette’s first: making the audience jealous of a blood-covered sponge.
For more Patricia Misery, check out her Facebook and see her work with the burlesque troupe Séduction Féroce!