Mitt Romney eats the mic to destroy his MC opponent

Mitt Romney eats the mic to destroy his MC opponent

 

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney showed up this month at Tourette’s to throw down in a take-all-comers MC battle marathon! We all assumed it was part of his campaign to seem more *in touch* with urban youth, but after he “trickled down” all over his rival MCs, we discovered he was a fraud!

 

 

 

 

Jelly Donut gets a helping hand from a friendly unicorn

Jelly Donut gets a helping hand from a friendly unicorn

Beneath a rubber mask was Tourette’s legend Jelly Donut returned to the stage this month to open up his big pink box of talent! The handsome pastry rapped freestyle with words suggested from the crowd (“football” and “cuntmuffin” were among them, but fortunately not “orange”) and finally serenaded us all with a heartwarming song “Everyone Make your Masturbation Noise.” Ahh, nothing satisfies like a donut at midnight.

Everyone Make Your Masturbation Noise, ooh-ee! Ooh-eee!

Everyone Make Your Masturbation Noise, ooh-ee! Ooh-eee!