Love was definitely NOT in the air at this show. Save that for the F*** Valentine’s Day Show later in the month. Instead it was mayhem with Kalrissian taking over the house and a game of football being played INSIDE that Oakland Metro.

  • Dirty Haiku Battle: Tatyana wins *yet another* Golden Cock.
  • D. Silence terrified a 14-year-old boy in Black History Month Trivia.
  • Saint rocked the house and won the Tourettes Slam, coming all the way from Martinez to go home with the title.
  • Lady X showed us her biggest fan… literally! A hot fan dance was just the thing to get the crowd excited.
  • Joshua Walters performed a comedy set that left the audience roaring with laughter and confused out of their minds.
  • Dildo Football erupted in the middle of the Metro. No rules girl-on-girl action that nearly broke bones (and the Metro’s bar!).
  • To start off the second half the audience split in half for a toilet paper war, with the team showing the most nudity getting to take the first shot!
  • Kalrissian took the stage, with their coke habit and malted swill. Those guys really know how to dominate a stage.
  • Subverse… I mean, Tyrone Shoelaces… jumped into the battle only to take the title away from Sosh, who made it all the way to the finals his first time at Tourettes.

If 2010 keeps up like this then December is gonna leave people dead on the floor!