The last Down ‘n Dirty of 2009 tore the house down with the Hobogoblins closing the night by playing on top of the bar itself!
- The Hobogoblins – Crazy vagrant zombie music
- Mark Silverman – Offensive acoustic comedy
- Lady X – Burlesque
- Dewat – Stand up comedian
- Vagina Cheese Sniffing
- Penis Painting (possibly a felony)
- Public flogging (that’s a contest, right?)
- Deathmatch: Nazilah beats her husband Dahled
- Slam: Joyce Lee
- Dirty Haiku Battle: Hezzie beats Jamie DeWolf!